Your name is Ariel, and you are on a quest for The Big Bucks.
Legend has it that deep within the Fiscal Forest along the banks of Capital Creek there lives a collective of mythical deer unlike any other. Although they go by many names, the legendary Big Bucks are said to possess ruthless business acumen, mind-boggling stock portfolios, and a hoard of riches as enormous as their antlers. You wouldn't call yourself a greedy person per se, but the idea of a bunch of stockbroker stags is one you feel you have to see to believe. You wonder if you might be able to convince them to part with some of their fat stacks of cash, or give you a summer internship, or maybe give you a small business loan for a tech startup. You're just kind of playing it by ear.
Unfortunately, you're beginning to think that you're a little bit lost. All of these trees are starting to look the same, and you're pretty sure you passed by that stump twice already. You're not going to let that get you down, though. What do you do?