The possibilities race through your mind, including the possibility of just stealing more stuff, but you decide that the absolute first thing you need to buy is one of those 20% off discount cards so the rest of your haul will be cheaper. It makes SO much sense as a first purchase you'd almost think these decisions WEREN'T being made randomly, but they definitely are, fate is just spooky like that.

50 TC is removed from your wallet, the Universal Discount Card is dispensed, and it gets added to one of the card slots in your wallet. Now all future purchases ANYWHERE will be 20% cheaper. Neat!