The magazine is a little gross, and it's missing a lot of pages, but you flip through it and try to skim for the most important information.

There's an interview with some hot fighter lady named Vivian Von Vallop about her strategies for brutal yet elegant take-downs. There are a lot of ads for exercise equipment, weaponry, and protein supplements, most of which are from the same company. There's also a long article about the scientifically-proven best ways to take a punch.

Neat! You don't want to waste too much time sitting here and reading, but you feel like you're getting a better sense of what the rough and tumble world of fighting is all about.