...Actually, you know what? No. We're NOT doing that. I've about reached my limit of goofy shenanigans, or at least ones that are completely incongruous with the themes of the story.

Yes yes, I get it, it's so funny and WHIMSICAL to suggest whatever lolrandom things pop to mind purely because you can. Teehee, we can make Maya do a backflip! We can mess with the programming to summon a character from an entirely different Save File! We can make her YODEL even though it has nothing to do with the situation or the themes of the current Quest!

Well I'm sick of it. I've been trying my best to maintain the scientific integrity of this experiment, but sometimes that means stepping in when the variables presented are just plain idiotic. If you people can try to force "free will" into the picture, then I can force things back on track. For science.