You approach the attractive fight lady, the one who appears to be guarding a shipping container. She looks down at you and gives a wary nod of acknowledgement.

Now that you're closer, you realize that the shipping container is empty, and you can hear faint rowdy crowd sounds echoing from deep within. It's too dark to see anything inside, but it looks a lot deeper than a shipping container should. You deduce that it must be some kind of secret passage to a larger network of hollowed-out containers! You may have just hit the underground fighting jackpot. It's clear that's why this woman is standing guard, so it's time to put on the classic Maya charm.

You wink and ask what a nice girl like her is doing in a dangerous place like this. She looks surprised, but amused. Her eyes dart towards the open container, but she looks back at you and shrugs. Just hanging around, she says. You looking for some action?

You nod, a knowing look on your face. That's right, you say--PHYSICAL action. Two sweaty bodies bumping against each other... but like, violently? You suddenly realize you are not very good at fight-flirting, but try to play it cool.

She nods, and asks if you've ever gotten physical with someone before. No, you say, it's your first time... you want it to be special. Well okay, maybe doing it with a relative stranger in a seedy harbor isn't special, but sometimes beggars can't be choosers! Maybe she could show you a thing or two before you're ready for the big leagues? She thinks for a moment, then shrugs. Sure, standing here was getting boring anyway.

You realize you don't even know her name yet. You introduce yourself as Maya and she says her name is Sue. You stare at her expectantly until she finally offers that her full name is Sue Plex. That's more like it.