zzzzzzzzmuh? Uh oh. Why is everything so dark?

Oh. Your EYES are closed, that'll do it. For a second you were worried the SYNTHETIC DARKNESS escaped from one of the neighboring labs again.

You reawaken in the lab, apparently having passed out from pain and/or MOUSE ABOMINATION VENOM. The MOUSE ABOMINATION is nowhere to be seen, but the blood on your ankle seems to have dried, and there is a TRAIL OF DRIED BLOOD leading away from you. How long have you been asleep? A few minutes? A little over a year? Well, you guess it doesn't make much of a difference. Either way, there's still SCIENCE to be done. And hey, look at the bright side, the MOUSE ABOMINATION left your ENTRAILS completely intact! How scientifically fascinating or something. Whatever.