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Lab 1
> CorpSet
> Read the 'Safety First!' guide! You can't do science without safety!
> Retrieve protective goggles from wall rack.
> Look around the laboratory, your nametag might just be on a table somewhere nearby.
> Desmodena Leroy
> Stand on the platform and press random buttons on the keypad. Now that you're wearing your PROTECTIVE GOGGLES you should be safe from any side effects.
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> Retrieve arms.
> Remove the goggles. It's nice to know the creatures are there, and knowing is half the battle, but they really do get in the way. Also: Log on to your laptop and experience the everyday marvel of information at your fingertips.
> Plug in your laptop before the battery runs out!
> How did you put on the goggles without arms? CONTINUITY ERROR!!
> Read the note next to the laptop. Maybe it has the password on it.
> Move Laptop (with regained ARMS) closer to the outlets behind the MULTI-USE BEAM STATION, then plug in the Laptop. Also: Explore the rest of the room.
> Unplug the TRUE COFFEINATOR, coffee fucking sucks anyway
> Examine MOUSE CAGE more closely
> Put a mouse on the beam station and enter code 666.
> Become the mouse.
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> Reawaken
> Quick! Grab that ray-gun(?) off the shelf and defend yourself!
> The computer seems charged; try logging in.
> Plug in coffee machine and make a cup of joe.
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> Plug in coffee machine and make a cup of joe.
> Des: Enter "password" as the password because of course that's what you set it to.
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> Des: You have some messages on TrueChat, you should try clicking on that to check them.
> Des: First of all watch some sick Dance moves
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> Des: Worry about science-rulez602, why was their last message so messed up at end?
> Des: Try to message your other friends and ask them for help.
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> Des: Hey, what's that True Catener behind you?
> Des: Use raygun on door
> Des: First, make candy corn. Second, make jawbreakers. Third, attempt to keep some for pelting enemies with assorted candy.
> Des: Hmm, what if you used code 666 on yourself to give yourself the same abilities as the rat that escaped?
> Des: Oh hey, a keypad. You think there was a code here somewhere that could open the door?
> Des: Is it on your computer, or your notes?
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> Des: Anyway, juuust to be sure it's not a portal to an imaginary land, did you try the window?
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> Des: Input "420" into the keypad.
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> Des: Apply 666 to the ray gun.
> Des: use extra lab coat to pick up the dismay gun so it can't bite you
> Des: It's experiment time! See if firing it causes a horrifying portal to an alternate dimension to open
> Des: STRIFE!
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> Des: Use the reverse button on your Dismaygun! Hurry, hurry!
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> Des: Gross. Clean up your mess. Also Des: Welp, you're lost. Maybe you can de-armify these tentacles out of here for some quick cleaning.
> Des: Perhaps talk to your friends again and point out how very very annoyed are right now about not being able to find a way out.
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> Des: use ray #612 on yourself to gain supepowers.
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> Des: Use the code 573 on yourself. Become the ultimate badass.
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> CorpSet
> Des: Smash down the door! It is their way of keeping you confined and under their control. SHOW THEM THAT YOU SHALL NOT BE CONTAINED!! Also Des: Dance your way outta here.
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Lab 2
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> Des: There's a cake there... but other than that, looks like some kinda abomination had gotten here first. Might as well have a look-see.
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> Des: Equip baseball cap. Also Des: Wear the hat!
> Des: Examine the traces of blood. What did happen here?
> Des: Plug in the laptop before it loses too much power!
> Des: Search computer for clues on what transpired in this room.
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> Des: Seems like something's hanging from the other side of the wire in that window. Wanna fish it out?
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> Des: Take the RAYGUN. You never know when you need another RAYGUN.
> Des: Examine ray gun.
> Des: use your x-ray vision on the walls you might be able to find the hellspawn mouse but first check out the personal docs
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> Des: Use code 001 on yourself and enter mousehole
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> Des: Go right, there seems to be tiny bloody foot prints. maybe juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust maybe you are not completely alone here.
> Des: Go towards the glowy exit, but peek around the corner to get a look at what's going on first.
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> Des: Perhaps it would be a good idea to always keep a record of all those number codes. You never know when you're gonna forget some of them from the sheer number of possibilities.
> Des: Look through the bars before deciding whether or not to use your super strength to bend the bars.
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> Des: Follow the footsteps, see where they end. Company before discovery!
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> Des: Yank on the long stringy looking thing.
> Des: Go look at that bottle with an "X" on it.
> Des: Examine somewhat empty bottle.
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> Des: examine that thing
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> Des: Look around the lab for another ray gun.
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> Des: go to mice
> Des: Visit the mice.
> Des: Climb up to and talk to all the mice
> Des: Steal mice for yourself.
> Des: Go saddle up a mouse and ride it to freedom!!!!
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> Des: Make a tiny home for yourself a la The Borrowers.
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> Des: fly upward really fast (bring the mouse maybe)
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> Des: Think logically before you do anything, what if it's actually a foe trying to lure you in?
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> Des: Use your super knocking powers to politely greet mysterious person.
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> Des: Use laser eyes to cut a doorway into the door.
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> ???: invisible maaaaaaaaaan?
> ???: eat the mice
> ???: Check out what's the thing at the lower right corner of the window.
> ???: That android head might be useful as a disguise. Surely those bots could recognize you as one of them if you have it on.
> ???: Number 1 priority should be finding out whoever is behind that door, the last thing you want is to be stamped on.
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> say that you are going to shoot!
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> shoot gun at other gun, thereby creating a magical duel
> Cabinet: Explode
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> Des: Diplomacy! You might be able to make a friend! Ask him if he's science-rulez602/Hakeem.
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> Hakeem: Laser beams, all of them
> Des: Intimidate him with your sick dance moves.
> Des: DESMODENA LEEEEROOOOYYYY!!!
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> Meanwhile...
> SaDOS: Have dreams of eating piles of cake crushed.
> SaDOS: use cake decorator to make smiley face on pal3000.
> Des and Hakeem: Realize the destruction you're causing!
> Des: Move your desnado forward towards Hakeem.
> Des: Seems like the only way to establish your realness is to punch or kick that invisible machine.
> Lasers: Accidentally tap MUB keypad.
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> Des: Slap the hell out of the invisible man!!!!
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> Hakeem: Why so paranoid?
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> well now you've found a you-sized exit!
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> Hakeem: Use your residual bout of paranoia to grab Des' gun and fire at SaDOS!
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> Robo-scientists: Temporarily agree to a ceasefire before the entire room collapses with them.
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> Shove Pal3000 into window.
> Use raygun to create a hole in the floor around SaDOS.
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> Mousimillian: Do something dramatic and heroic.
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> NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! FLEE FLEEEEEEEE
> RUUUUN!! RUUUNN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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> Pick the control door, clearly the lab wants you to be rebellious
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> Des: use ray-gun to break through CONTROL door.
> Search for equipment in the assembly room, you need better RAYGUNS.
Assembly Room
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> Des and Hakeem: Find a way to make yourselves stronger.
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> Des: Combine the rayguns together
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> Re-granting yourselves superpowers might be useful.
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> Des: Combine ray gun with beam station
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> try code 502, thats my favourite number
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> Hakeem: Use code 612 on yourself in order to look cooler
> see if you can get those big claw arms working again, punch a hole through the two walls to the control room
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> Maybe Use 502 on a window
> Des: Obtain a MOUSE
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> Try a few random codes like: 245, 841, 049, 173, 682, 343
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> Mourn for the tragic loss of Pal3000
> retrieve pal3000 could be useful but rip off the needle arm
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> Find a Collapsible Super Telescope to look out where Pal3000 went. He should be on a collision course for the room you left.
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> Can you see into the room, and is SaDOS still there?
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> look around and see the monster
> Fly, you fools!
> Des: fly back as fast as you can!
> Hakeem: observe the window demiplane
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> Des: (413) the Writhing Conglomeration, making sure it can't steal your MUBG this time.
> show it who has the best dance moves on this side of the window
> (502) the other windows
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> Use 000 on the Writhing Conglomeration!
> Des and Hakeem: Make sure to keep your other guns away from the tentacle too.
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> D+H: First, lay out the terms of your cooperation with Pal3000.
> Ask Pal if they had a strategy in case of runaway biological mechanisms filling up the labs.
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> Eat the pie
> Switch to day mode, maybe it's weak to sunlight
> block off the window
> You're going to need some serious gear to combat that thing. See what you can find around the room, and let's get ready to BEAM!
> Des: Give the gun super powers and shoot all this shit.
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> Use a new code on a ray gun
> Try some random codes already! Maybe use some like 333 or 739 or something.
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> Try using code 333 and 666 on the same target
> Try 999.
> Make another Living mouse and use Code 333 on it
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> pet it.
> Des: Maybe it's the antidote to all this demonic bullshit. Use code 333 on the SUPERAYGUN!
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> Lab Coat (224) Protective Goggles to make the lab coats protective.
> Try 777 and see if it gives you jackpot.
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> use code 832 on the safety poster
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> head through the wall hole!
Observation Room
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> Existential crisis time
> wake up
> D+H: Was it a giant government simulation from the beginning?
> Rewind.
> Go all the way to the beginning.
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> What happens if you die?
> reassess your objective
> Pal3000: Reflect on character growth
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> look around
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> use mouse to open chat
> no, the other mouse
> Des: Answer message.
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> Des: Try to break the glass with your cool powers
> Des: Use the SELECTION CONSOLE to select another lab
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> Realize that it's SaDOS
> Think quickly, your first step should be deactivating the syringes
> zap it with all the 333 code you can and pray to Padget3333 that this works
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> Use your super powers and kick its sugary, demonic butt!
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> Des: HOORAYGUN IT.
> Use raygun to create a hole in the floor around CAKEDOS.
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> OBSERVATION ROOM: Explode.
Void
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> Des: Reawaken
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> Your new first step should be neutralizing that codegun thing or whatever that is it's got in its hand.
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> Attempt to use the 000 code instead.
> Use 502 on the windows it has
> Get those superpowers back
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> Avoid CAKEDOS's attacks!
> Try random codes on CAKEDOS. Maybe one of them disables forcefields!
> Des: Ask Padget3333 how to disable the force field. Without that, this would be an easy battle!
> Experiment
> Looks like it's baking time
> Des: Waste no time and use the null code!
> try shoving some of those windows into each other
> Hakeem: Experiment x2
> rip off the needle arm
> Try to reason with SaDOS
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> Des: Put the 333 code back on Pal3000.
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> Hak: Mourn (again) the death of man's simulated best friend
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> Des: Avenge
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> Hakeem: grab the metal plate from the MUBS! It can shield you from any beam!
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> Des and Hakeem: Regroup
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> [S] Take Control
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