For good measure you go ahead and take a huge swig straight from the POT, since you don't have any MUGS on hand. The TRUE COFFEINATOR is specially calibrated to produce HOT COFFEE at your personal preferred drinking temperature, so it's in no danger of burning you, but at this point you wouldn't really care even if it did.

WOO, THAT'S THE STUFF!!! BY THE WAY DID YOU MENTION THAT THE TRUE COFFEINATOR IS ALSO CALIBRATED TO YOUR PERSONAL PREFERRED CAFFEINE LEVELS?! AND THAT YOU HAVE IT SET REALLY HIGH FOR THOSE LATE NIGHTS/YEARS/WHATEVER AT THE LAB? NO, YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT TO YOURSELF??? WELL IT'S TRUE!!! ISN'T THAT GREAT?! IS IT WEIRD THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF SO MUCH?! PROBABLY NOT!!! HEY, YOUR MUTANT MOUSE WOUND DOESN'T HURT AT ALL ANYMORE!!! INSTEAD EVERYTHING JUST FEELS TINGLY!!! COOL!!!!!! SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!

Okay okay okay, calm down. You can tell that you're getting a bit CARRIED AWAY, and you don't want another INCIDENT. You work to contain your ENERGY a bit, and settle for VIBRATING slightly instead of shouting everything inside of your head. You're beginning to feel a lot more like YOURSELF now that you've had your COFFEE.