For the hell of it you try to message the company's internal HELP BOT. At this rate, a BOT would be an improvement on the help you've gotten.
dancemodena: hi
TrueCorp-Help: Hello! You are speaking with TrueCorp-Help, powered by TrueCorp Wizard.
TrueCorp-Help: How may I be of assistance today?
dancemodena: do you know where science-rulez602 has been?
TrueCorp-Help: You have inquired about: user science-rulez602. Retrieving location log.
TrueCorp-Help: ERROR: USER NOT FOUND
TrueCorp-Help: Please try again with somebody who exists.
dancemodena: not found??? buggy piece of crap.
TrueCorp-Help: You have inquired about: buggy piece of crap. Would you like to run an image search using those terms?
dancemodena: eww NO! abort command!
TrueCorp-Help: Command cancelled. Is there anything else I can do for you?
dancemodena: ugh, no, just forget it.
TrueCorp-Help: You have inquired about: forget it. Redirected to Memory Modification Technology.
TrueCorp-Help: ERROR: HIGHER SECURITY CLEARANCE NEEDED. ACCESS DENIED.
TrueCorp-Help: Is there anything else I can do for you?
dancemodena: NO.
TrueCorp-Help: Thank you. Have a nice day!
That thing is so unreliable, but you expected as much. It looks like you need to do some investigating of your own. Ideally you'd just go over to the next lab to investigate, but unfortunately the DOOR has been locked for some time. Maybe there's some other way you're forgetting.
