You crank up the TRUE CATERER and start setting it to produce CANDY CORN and JAWBREAKERS for snacking and as ammo. For the hell of it, you decide to adjust the FLAVOR SETTINGS so that it makes JAWBREAKER-FLAVORED CANDY CORN and CANDY CORN FLAVORED JAWBREAKERS. They... don't taste very good. But hey, now you know! Looks like another win for SCIENCE.

You pocket most of the MEDIOCRE CANDY EXPERIMENT, although you have to wonder how effective a bunch of CANDY would actually be against attackers. Maybe if they were DIABETIC or something, but who ever heard of candy being the SECRET WEAPON in defeating demonic beings? Sounds pretty far-fetched.