It worked! The HORRIFYING PORTAL snaps shut, severing the UNSPEAKABLE MONSTROSITY'S many UNSPEAKABLE APPENDAGES. That was a bit too close for comfort. Also, just look at this mess! The lab hasn't been this bloody in days! How are you supposed to get any work done like this?

Then again, you don't really remember exactly what kind of work you're supposed to be doing right now, so you suppose it's just as well.