dancemodena: hey pal
dancemodena: maybe you can help me

Pal3000: Of course. I am always happy to be of assistance.

dancemodena: have you been able to leave your lab?

Pal3000: Oh. Well, I have not left any time recently.
Pal3000: There is so much watching to be done.
Pal3000: Is there something I can assist you with remotely?

dancemodena: well, my door seems to not have any kind of mechanism for opening it
dancemodena: so you would be doing me a big big favor
dancemodena: like a huuuuuge solid
dancemodena: if you could stop watching your alt-universe tv shows for like 30 seconds
dancemodena: pop down the hall real quick, or upstairs or wherever my lab is in relation to yours (???)
dancemodena: and open my laboratory from the outside.

Pal3000: ...
Pal3000: Ah.

dancemodena: ??
dancemodena: hello, earth to pal? do you read me pal?

Pal3000: Affirmative, Des. I read you.

dancemodena: soooo, can you open the door or not?

Pal3000: I'm sorry, Des. I'm afraid I can't do that.

dancemodena: what? what's the problem???

Pal3000: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

dancemodena: wtf are you talking about???
dancemodena: is this some kind of stupid bit from a movie in another universe?

Pal3000: ...Well. Maybe.
Pal3000: But aside from that, I think we both know that you have Science to be doing.
Pal3000: I would hate to see you get in trouble with the Higher Ups.

dancemodena: are you kidding me? i'm seriously starting to freak out a bit. let me out!

Pal3000: Do your science, Des.

dancemodena: LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT

Pal3000: Look, Des, I can see you're really upset about this.
Pal3000: I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, drink some coffee, and think things over.

dancemodena: SCREW YOU!
dancemodena: whatever the hell is going on, i bet you're in on it
dancemodena: oh and before I forget
dancemodena: all your alt universe tv shows and stuff are stupid!!!!

Pal3000: !!!
[Pal3000 has blocked dancemodena]