As if you have to be told twice. Of COURSE you were going to wear the HAT, being trapped in a human experiment is no excuse to not be fun and fashionable.

It's a little small for your GLORIOUSLY CURLY HAIR though so you just kind of perch it on sideways, and feel a little more COOL. You find yourself wondering who you were before you got implanted with FALSE MEMORIES. You feel like you were probably pretty COOL.

You wait for the HAT to do some kind of crazy SCIENCE MAGIC but instead it just sits there acting like a hat. Well, okay. Maybe it'll do something later. Or maybe the REAL science was the coolness we made along the way.