...Huh? Where did your M--
AHH!!! Dammit! Looks like a MUTATED ABOMINATION followed you, and it swiped your MULTI-USE BEAM GUN while you weren't looking! Give that back!!!
You steel yourself for battle, but soon realize that it can't actually fit through the opening with the rest of the bars there. Since it can't reach you, you take a moment to study it. It... kind of looks like a giant cupcake? No, wait, a regular-sized cupcake. What kind of idiot would mutate a perfectly innocent baked good? And what the hell does a demon cupcake need with YOUR ray guns? You're almost tempted to try and eat the damn thing anyway, but you feel like it's probably just made of putrid flesh and poison now.