BEEP BOP BOOP, YOU ARE A ROBOT. YOU LIKE TO WORK FOR STUPID CORPORATIONS AND MAKE FAKE INTERNET ACCOUNTS AND TAKE MEGABITES OUT OF MICROCHIPS OR WHATEVER. YOU ARE BAD AT TRACKING DOWN CHARMING PSEUDOSCIENTISTS AND INJECTING THEM WITH THINGS TO MAKE THEM LOSE THEIR MEMORIES. YOU DO EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE DANCE CRAZE, THE ROBODENA BEEPROY, WHICH YOU ARE BAD AT BECAUSE YOU'RE A TIN CAN WITH NO SOUL OR SENSE OF RHYTHM.

Okay, that's enough pretending to be stupid.