SaDOS: Have dreams of eating piles of cake crushed.

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You have no such dreams, or really any dreams at all, because you're a robot.

Besides, to you, the appeal in baking is nothing so crass as stuffing a wet organic digestive tube full of sweets like some kind of slobbering primate. Baking is a scientific, graceful art… a symphony of flour and chemistry, a dance of eggs and endothermic chemical reactions. Don't even get you STARTED on the artistry of fondant and frosting. Cake creation is a beautiful scientific art in and of itself, and it's hard not to be indignant that everyone just focuses on your creations happening to be edible. So instead you're just always indignant.

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