Pal3000: AAAAAAAAAAA--OH. Desmodena?
Pal3000: It seems you got away. And it would appear that you were able to locate a new Multi-Use Beam Station with which to grant yourself enhanced abilities again. I am so happy for you.

DESMODENA: ...are you being sarcastic??? don't MAKE me drop you

Pal3000: No, please believe my utmost sincerity. My computerized voice simply does not offer much in the way of human inflection.
Pal3000: I can not believe you actually saved me, especially after all that we put you through. I am indebted to you for the remainder of my existence.

DESMODENA: oh. well no prob dude
DESMODENA: i figured any enemy of sados is a PROBABLY a friend of ours
DESMODENA: just no funny business or we disassemble you for parts got it???

Pal3000: Oh, absolutely not.
Pal3000: Falling endlessly through this pocket dimension caused me to reflect on an existence spent monitoring test subjects in rigidly controlled conditions. Can an experiment predicated on observing free will truly give results if we do not allow that free will to pan out unabated? And what is the point of my efforts if I stop being able to observe it, cut off from the outside world as I am here?
Pal3000: I meant what I said when I told SaDOS that I was curious.
Pal3000: If you would have me, consider this one of your human Heel-Face Turns.
Pal3000: It is the least I can do to make your story more engaging.

DESMODENA: i mean i dont totally love you treating my life like one of your dumb tv shows, but ill take it
DESMODENA: by the way do you still have that coffee serum syringe bullshit?