Existential crisis time

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HAKEEM: AAAAAAAAA--

DESMODENA: wwwhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa...
DESMODENA: what???
DESMODENA: we're... i... just...
DESMODENA: WHAT?!?!?!

HAKEEM: --AAAAAAAAA--

Pal3000: Calm down.

DESMODENA: n... no! fuck you! how am i supposed to calm down???
DESMODENA: we're... up there! but i'm still right here!

HAKEEM: --AAAAAAAAA--

DESMODENA: we've got color! i... i have a nose!
DESMODENA: are we like in comas or something?
DESMODENA: WHAT'S GOING ON?

Pal3000: I understand that this is upsetting.
Pal3000: Please believe me when I say you're perfectly safe.

HAKEEM: --AAAAAAAAA--

DESMODENA: hakeem shut UP I can't hear

HAKEEM: --aaaaaaaaa--

DESMODENA: that's better
DESMODENA: seriously WHAT is going on?
DESMODENA: you KNEW about this and you kept it a secret from us!!!

Pal3000: In my defense, I DID try to tell you.
Pal3000: I even tried to hint at it in subtle ways.
Pal3000: I mean, I was watching Inception and The Matrix earlier.
Pal3000: Like come on.

DESMODENA: i don't know what those are!!!

Pal3000: Well, maybe now that you've seen the Truth for yourself, I'll be able to elaborate a bit?
Pal3000: ...Yes, it seems those hardwired blocks no longer apply.
Pal3000: You're in a dream. Also a simulation. Also a fully-immersive scientific experiment.
Pal3000: It's a bit of all three.

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