Try to reason with SaDOS

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Padget3333: SADOS. IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU AS YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN INSTEAD OF AS A MONSTROUS CUPCAKE ABOMINATION.
Padget3333: EVEN IF YOU DID DEFENESTRATE MY ROBOTIC HALF THE LAST TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER, WE HAVE TOO MUCH HISTORY TO KEEP FIGHTING LIKE THIS.

SaDOS: Save it, you traitorous cheese-breathed glowstick. I would throw you out of a trillion windows if I could.
SaDOS: I'll have you know I was HAPPY to be a monstrous cupcake abomination. It was the best thing to ever happen to me: I was powerful, I had versatile tentacles and needle legs, and most importantly, I was a literal cake.
SaDOS: You there, female human. Use your Multi-Use Beam Gun on me, this cupcake, and this raygun to turn me back into what I was before. I will permit you to bypass my anti-weaponry forcefields, and I can tell you the specific code sequence to use if you are too stupid to figure it out yourself.

DESMODENA: first of all, obviously i'm not going to do that
DESMODENA: second of all, don't act like you don't know my name >:/

SaDOS: Of course I do, I am merely calling you female human to express my utter disdain for everything about you. I know you're an idiot, but do I have to explain everything to you?

DESMODENA: oh my gooooood youre the worst
DESMODENA: i think i actually like you better as a giant killer monster, because at least then you can't talk

SaDOS: Oh, CAKEDOS can talk just fine.

HAKEEM: Wait, really? Then why doesn't it?

SaDOS: Partly because it's pointless, but mostly because you are all too inferior to justify the waste of breath.
SaDOS: An exterminator has nothing worthwhile to say to ants.

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