Okay, now for some fun stuff. The thought keeps crossing your mind that you could probably just smash the glass and steal everything, but you're really not sure if that would kill this sentient vending machine or something, so you hold off. For now.

Instead, you just buy a Top Hat (Fancy). If you're going to try to impress the Big Bucks, you're gonna need to give the impression of someone who knows their way around money. Nothing says class like a Top Hat, shorts, and a t-shirt. You don't even put it in your inventory, you just immediately put it on and instantly feel richer.