This much fanciness has you tempted to buy a SECOND top hat to wear on top of your first one to further increase your classiness, or maybe one of those VIP cards, but the first idea is silly and the second one you can sadly no longer afford even with the 20% off. Instead you just get some GummyCrawlers. Hey, gotta treat yourself from time to time, and it's not like you can't afford the 8 TC, you're loaded. You eagerly await your chewy sour wormy delights, and...
...It gets stuck? You've got to be kidding. Vending machines are the worst. You don't say that out loud though.