Well, you would, but the 612 CODE is the MUTATIONALIZER! But not in a superpowers way, more like that WEIRD GRAY HORNED THING you turned into while you were trying random combinations on the keypad a minute ago. If you want superpowers, you'll need to--huh???

You just received a message, but it looks like it's coming from the TrueCorp-Help bot. That's weird, doesn't it only give unhelpful automated responses?